{"product_id":"hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-scented-soy-candle-13-75-oz","title":"Hang In There \"It Gets Worse\" Scented Soy Candle — 13.75 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eLight this hand-poured soy candle when you need a wry companion for the late-night slog. The matte glass jar wears a simple “Hang in there, it gets worse” line—funny, honest, and a little wicked—so it fits right on a cluttered desk, kitchen counter, or a bedside table stacked with overdue to-dos. The scent options—Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze—shift the mood from cozy and warm to clean and bracing, letting you match your moment. Burn time of 70–80 hours means the cheeky message keeps company through many long evenings. When the wax is gone, the reusable glass vessel becomes a pen cup, plant pot, or shelf accent that remembers the laugh and the truth of the label.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three scents: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass vessel — clean out and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- Long burn time: approximately 70–80 hours\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly construction: non-toxic ingredients, 100% cotton wick, permanent adhesive label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e13.75oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":50489263227020,"sku":"28105203733255258992","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":50489263259788,"sku":"24636680306412772252","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":50489263292556,"sku":"11632477440852038708","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/9349\/1852\/files\/6659432414030135501_2048.jpg?v=1780844185","url":"https:\/\/addyavenue.com\/products\/hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-scented-soy-candle-13-75-oz","provider":"Addy Avenue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}